What to say?

AKInteractiveMedia haz hired me to blog mobile news. Mr. AK has said to have this website created pretty soon. So let me refresh my blogging fingers and write you guys sum shtuff you should know.:

1. I am dez shitz.
2. This blog is supposed to be mobile, so I will only blog on my laptop or phone.
3. [Benny, you're such a wanker. A laptop & phone is all you have.]
4. Fuck you, #3.
5. 1st anniversary is coming for when my spacebar stopped working.

That's all.